online 12 hours a day
> still misses everything

"ahhhh misssssssed it"

> sees coin mooning
"I can't believe missed out on this"

> missed buying the dip
> missed selling the pump

> opens group chat
"guys, what did I miss?"

> doesnt ape shitcoin cuz
its "already pumped 10x"
> misses out another 5x

"wow I missed out on retirement
money by selling to soon!!"

> never does any research
"how did we miss this??"